alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

I’m snickering uncontrollably in the library.  I don’t have the password to my host’s internet yet so since I’m hanging out in the library. I finished my hw and I thought I’d check all of my sites.  Now I can’t stop laughing. Thanks Tumblr.

peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:

agentscully:

WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.

mukuroikusaba:

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”